The Internet Manager “Test” – Part 2

More questions from The Official Internet Manager Test:

(Multiple choice)

HOW MANY EMAIL FOLLOW-UPS SHOULD YOU SEND?

A.  3

B.  30

C.  300 (what those automated quoters send out, for all we know)

D.  What’s reasonable

AUTOMATED QUOTERS, THE PRECURSOR TO SKYNET (the artificial intelligence in “The Terminator” that became self-aware and destroyed the Earth):

A.  Are a possible threat to national security (it starts with robo-quotes and robo-calls, then one day it’s robo-Armageddon)

B.  Are perfect if your clients are robots

C.  Are great if you typically hang a Gone Fishin’ sign on your door

D.  Are as charming and fun as an automated phone system – “Press 1 to feel like you have some sort of control of this interaction; press 2 if you fear your last communication on this Earth will be with an automated system…”

WHAT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT YOUR JOB AS INTERNET MANAGER?

A.  The title: as awesome as I am, I do not manage the entire internet. That’s like calling the receptionist the Verizon Manager

B.  The online shopper: kinda get over yourself, okay? A little web surfing does not an expert make

C.  Nothing: it’s perfect in every way

D.  Nothing: it’s perfect in every way… except I could use a better chair, a new monitor,  a window, more third party leads, more respect, more bonuses, better coffee, a demo car, more pay, a better handset, more nights and weekends off, more catered lunches…

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO IMPROVE YOUR PERFORMANCE AS THE MANAGER OF THE INTERNET?

A.  I would try to be less of a perfectionist – it raises the bar too high and intimates my co-workers

B.  I would try not to think about how the dealership would fall apart without me

C.  I would take more time to stop and smell the money

D.  I would try to dim my light a bit, to let others shine around me

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