HOW MANY EMAIL FOLLOW-UPS SHOULD YOU SEND?
C. 300 (what those automated quoters send out, for all we know)
D. What’s reasonable
A. Are a possible threat to national security (it starts with robo-quotes and robo-calls, then one day it’s robo-Armageddon)
B. Are perfect if your clients are robots
C. Are great if you typically hang a Gone Fishin’ sign on your door
D. Are as charming and fun as an automated phone system – “Press 1 to feel like you have some sort of control of this interaction; press 2 if you fear your last communication on this Earth will be with an automated system…”
A. The title: as awesome as I am, I do not manage the entire internet. That’s like calling the receptionist the Verizon Manager
B. The online shopper: kinda get over yourself, okay? A little web surfing does not an expert make
C. Nothing: it’s perfect in every way
D. Nothing: it’s perfect in every way… except I could use a better chair, a new monitor, a window, more third party leads, more respect, more bonuses, better coffee, a demo car, more pay, a better handset, more nights and weekends off, more catered lunches…
WHAT CAN YOU DO TO IMPROVE YOUR PERFORMANCE AS THE MANAGER OF THE INTERNET?
A. I would try to be less of a perfectionist – it raises the bar too high and intimates my co-workers
B. I would try not to think about how the dealership would fall apart without me
C. I would take more time to stop and smell the money
D. I would try to dim my light a bit, to let others shine around me