“You Have Something I Want”

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“I want something that you have

And you want something I have, or you wouldn’t be reading this quote request

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But let’s be frank – I can also get it from someone else, maybe even someone you know

No offense

So I will need your best price right here, right now

Just to get in the door with me

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Chances are, I will give you what you want

If your first offer to me is at least… reasonable

Actually, better than reasonable

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But I’m trying to protect myself from getting hammered

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After all this rigermorole, will I end up buying something else?

I don’t think so… (but that’s because I don’t buy a car very often and am not aware that I probably will switch, but we’ll ignore this for now)

So…

What’s your best offer on a ________?”

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