More questions from The Official Internet Manager Test:
HOW MANY EMAIL FOLLOW-UPS SHOULD YOU SEND?
C. 300 (what those automated quoters send out, for all we know)
D. What’s reasonable
AUTOMATED QUOTERS, THE PRECURSOR TO SKYNET (the artificial intelligence in “The Terminator” that became self-aware and destroyed the Earth):
A. Are a possible threat to national security (it starts with robo-quotes and robo-calls, then one day it’s robo-Armageddon)
B. Are perfect if your clients are robots
C. Are great if you typically hang a Gone Fishin’ sign on your door
D. Are as charming and fun as an automated phone system – “Press 1 to feel like you have some sort of control of this interaction; press 2 if you fear your last communication on this Earth will be with an automated system…”
WHAT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT YOUR JOB AS INTERNET MANAGER?
A. The title: as awesome as I am, I do not manage the entire internet. That’s like calling the receptionist the Verizon Manager
B. The online shopper: kinda get over yourself, okay? A little web surfing does not an expert make
C. Nothing: it’s perfect in every way
D. Nothing: it’s perfect in every way… except I could use a better chair, a new monitor, a window, more third party leads, more respect, more bonuses, better coffee, a demo car, more pay, a better handset, more nights and weekends off, more catered lunches…
WHAT CAN YOU DO TO IMPROVE YOUR PERFORMANCE AS THE MANAGER OF THE INTERNET?
A. I would try to be less of a perfectionist – it raises the bar too high and intimates my co-workers
B. I would try not to think about how the dealership would fall apart without me
C. I would take more time to stop and smell the money
D. I would try to dim my light a bit, to let others shine around me